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“Perhaps you are thinking: ‘But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don’t have that kind of money.’
Don’t be silly. You’re a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right?
Perhaps you are thinking: ‘Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit card company?’
Don’t be silly. You have a tank, right?” 
― Dave Barry

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